Lotus Notes - Revision history

WikiSysop: /* Takes 2-3 minutes to login */

2010-02-12T08:10:12Z

‎Takes 2-3 minutes to login

2010-02-12T08:07:24Z

‎Cannot delete timesheet

2010-02-12T08:04:38Z

‎Marking unread emails as read

2010-02-12T08:03:50Z

2009-10-07T02:36:17Z

‎Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world

2009-10-07T02:35:36Z

‎Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world

2009-10-07T02:35:08Z

‎Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world

2009-10-07T02:32:21Z

‎Can't close timesheet without entering hours

2009-10-07T02:31:21Z

‎Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world

2009-10-02T00:58:40Z

‎Takes 2-3 minutes to login

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 When i see this, i always misread it as '''WWASTETIME'''. WHICH IT IS....
 There is absolutely NO NEED for the images of keys to change while you type in the password. THIS DOES NOT ADD TO THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THE PROGRAM. WHAT I NEED IS FOR THE INFERNAL PROGRAM TO JUST WORK!
 === Audio Distorsion Problem / MAKES ITUNES SKIP AND LAG ===

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	sometimes it will try to annoy you by pretending to concede by putting a cancel line through the item. this does not mean its deleted. it just means lotus has put a line over your item, which means absolutely fuckall!! DO NOT BELIEVE LOTUS NOTES! the item will never be deleted! EVER! you will have to live with the 15 minutes timesheeted there for the hell of it. when you submit your timesheet it will still have the offending hours onnit!		sometimes it will try to annoy you by pretending to concede by putting a cancel line through the item. this does not mean its deleted. it just means lotus has put a line over your item, which means absolutely fuckall!! DO NOT BELIEVE LOTUS NOTES! the item will never be deleted! EVER! you will have to live with the 15 minutes timesheeted there for the hell of it. when you submit your timesheet it will still have the offending hours onnit!
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		+	"Object variable not set" Error also appears for no reason when selecting certain jobs. It happens so often to me and I have asked IT and Finance about it but apparently there is no logical solution other than to turn off Lotus Notes and turn it on again so that it can reload everything from the start again.

	=== Cannot delete email ===		=== Cannot delete email ===

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 SMART MOVE LOTUS NOTES!!!
-=== Marking unread emails as read ===
+=== Marking unread emails as read is misclassified under EDIT ===
 You may imagine that marking unread emails as read should be considered an ACTION just like flagging an email or something.
 But that's not the case, as we all know that Lotus Notes is completely illogical. Its inexplicably under EDIT instead.
 [[Image:unreadmarks.png]]

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 [[Image:unreadmarks.png]]
-== Can't close timesheet without entering hours ==
+=== Can't close timesheet without entering hours ===
 Sometimes you just want to put the job in at the start of the day. But you can't. you have to fill it in with fake hours, or else it will give you this shouty error message that is syntactically hard to read thanks to all the extra punctuation and useless reference to numbers and the DELETE WORD IN CAPS FOR NO REASON ENTIRELY AS IF ITS AN UNREASONABLE PERSON SHOUTING AT YOU
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 [[Image:errortimesheet.png]]
-== Takes 2-3 minutes to login ==
+=== Takes 2-3 minutes to login ===
 This may be the problem of our servers, but honestly, its so infernally slow that i may as well go get a coffee while waiting for Lotus Notes to fire up.
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 There is absolutely NO NEED for the images of keys to change while you type in the password. THIS DOES NOT ADD TO THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THE PROGRAM. WHAT I NEED IS FOR THE INFERNAL PROGRAM TO JUST WORK!

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 == Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world ==
-as i use lotus notes on a mac, sometimes i dont know if its user unfriendliness stems from its general incompatibility contrasting sharply with the intuitive ease of using Mac OS, or if its just because Lotus Notes is indeed simply made very poorly without any attention paid to design usability.
+as i use lotus notes on a mac, sometimes i dont know if its user unfriendliness stems from the sharp contrast it makes with the intuitive ease of using Mac OS, or if its just because Lotus Notes is indeed simply made very poorly without any attention paid to design usability.
 === Cannot delete timesheet ===

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	== Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world ==		== Why Lotus Notes is nonetheless still the stupidest program in the world ==
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		+	as i use lotus notes on a mac, sometimes i dont know if its user unfriendliness stems from its general incompatibility with the intuitive ease of using Mac OS or if its just because Lotus Notes is simply made poorly without any attention paid to design usability.

	=== Cannot delete timesheet ===		=== Cannot delete timesheet ===

← Older revision		Revision as of 02:31, 7 October 2009
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	[[Image:unreadmarks.png]]		[[Image:unreadmarks.png]]
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		+	== Can't close timesheet without entering hours ==
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		+	Sometimes you just want to put the job in at the start of the day. But you can't. you have to fill it in with fake hours, or else it will give you this shouty error message that is syntactically hard to read thanks to all the extra punctuation and the DELETE WORD IN CAPS FOR NO REASON ENTIRELY AS IF ITS AN UNREASONABLE PERSON SHOUTING AT YOU
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		+	[[Image:errortimesheet.png]]

	== Takes 2-3 minutes to login ==		== Takes 2-3 minutes to login ==

← Older revision		Revision as of 00:58, 2 October 2009
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	[[Image:wastetime.png]]		[[Image:wastetime.png]]
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		+	When i see this, i always misread it as '''WWASTETIME'''. WHICH IT IS....

	There is absolutely NO NEED for the images of keys to change while you type in the password. THIS DOES NOT ADD TO THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THE PROGRAM. WHAT I NEED IS FOR THE INFERNAL PROGRAM TO JUST WORK!		There is absolutely NO NEED for the images of keys to change while you type in the password. THIS DOES NOT ADD TO THE FUNCTIONALITY OF THE PROGRAM. WHAT I NEED IS FOR THE INFERNAL PROGRAM TO JUST WORK!