Strange London

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October 2013

  • I got onto the bus 9 and sat down next to a young englishman in a brown sweater. He took out a small 568ml carton of semi-skimmed milk and took a swig from it. Next, he took out a loaf of bread and began to drool into it. Heavily, slowly and wetly. WHY?

November 2013

  • I bought a covent garden box soup. It was bigger than my Microwave Oven and could not fit. I had to find a tupperware to eat it from. Why would a box soup's box be constructed to be taller than a standard microwave oven? WHY?