Strange London
From Wikicliki
Oddly, this is becoming an itemised list of strange things that have occurred to me on the Bus 9.
October 2013
- I got onto the bus 9 and sat down next to a young englishman in a brown sweater. He took out a small 568ml carton of semi-skimmed milk and took a swig from it. Next, he took out a loaf of bread and began to drool into it. Heavily, slowly and wetly. WHY?
November 2013
- I bought a covent garden box soup. It was bigger than my Microwave Oven and could not fit. I had to find a tupperware to eat it from. Why would a box soup's box be constructed to be taller than a standard microwave oven? WHY?
January 2013
- I was talking to Jei about Autonomous sensory meridian response and virtual reality whilst taking Bus 9 to the Strand. After Jei left, i thought I was all alone in the carriage, but then close to the strand, an african man appeared from behind and said "I HEARD YOU FROM BEHIND. BE CAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU SAY." And then left. WHY???
Feb 2013
- I met a elderly vegan buddhist fashion designer on the bus 9. He bought me a sandwich from the Muffin Man off high street kensington.
