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== Nearest Fried Chicken Shop of Reasonable Quality ==
 
== Nearest Fried Chicken Shop of Reasonable Quality ==
  
All the construction workers and police men know where its all at - Al-Badar Chicken & Kebab. They put magic addictive flavour in their chicken. How do they do it? Even the fries are heavenly. Mmm if this is a heart attack, I like the taste of it.
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All the construction workers and policemen know where its all at - Al-Badar Chicken & Kebab. They put magic addictive flavour in their chicken. How do they do it? Even the fries are heavenly. Mmm if this is a heart attack, I like the taste of it.
  
 
== Nearest Cash Machine & Bank ==
 
== Nearest Cash Machine & Bank ==
  
 
Whitechapel HSBC. For bank services, waiting time at lunch hour is at least one hour. Your prospects are dismal.
 
Whitechapel HSBC. For bank services, waiting time at lunch hour is at least one hour. Your prospects are dismal.

Revision as of 14:32, 20 May 2008

91-95 Brick Lane, The Old Truman Brewery.

Fire Alarm

The fire alarm does not sound like a fire alarm. It sounds like a very loud sine wave. You will die in the fire.

Nearest Al Fresco Dining

The Laughing Buddha in the big carpark. Tastes exactly like regular zhi char though. At £5, I was understandably disappointed. Perhaps I am disillusioned by asian-style dishes with emphasis on more vegetables. It just doesn't work that way. Where's the lard?

Nearest Convienience Store

The one nearest when you turn left from the Brick Lane Courtyard sells beers 19 pence more expensive than the regular 1 pound price.

Nearest Fried Chicken Shop of Reasonable Quality

All the construction workers and policemen know where its all at - Al-Badar Chicken & Kebab. They put magic addictive flavour in their chicken. How do they do it? Even the fries are heavenly. Mmm if this is a heart attack, I like the taste of it.

Nearest Cash Machine & Bank

Whitechapel HSBC. For bank services, waiting time at lunch hour is at least one hour. Your prospects are dismal.