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WHY LOTUS NOTES IS THE STUPIDEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD
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== Fun things to do with lotus notes ==
  
== Cannot delete timesheet ==
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=== Make a poll ===
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* Type into the email. Highlight the word.
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* Create > Hotspot > Button
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* Add Action to the button
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* @function > enter script into the dialog box
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Sample script (replace email with the right domains):
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<pre>choicelist:="Yes":"No":"What the hell I havent got time for this":"KILL ALL LOTUS NOTES DIALOG BOXES";
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email:="Debbie Ding/R-------- S--/O--";
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title:="Did you know that you can run polls from within Lotus Notes?";
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message:="Please select one of the following options:";
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choice := @Prompt([OkCancelList]:[NoSort];title; message ; "" ; choicelist);
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@MailSend(email;"";"";@Name([Abbreviate] ; @UserName + " has chosen " + choice ));
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@Prompt([Ok] ;"Finished" ; "Thank you for voting! Your reply was sent to Debbie!")
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</pre>
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== WHY LOTUS NOTES IS THE STUPIDEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD ==
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=== Cannot delete timesheet ===
  
 
[[Image:deletetimesheet1.png]]
 
[[Image:deletetimesheet1.png]]
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sometimes it will try to annoy you by pretending to concede by putting a cancel line through the item. this does not mean its deleted. it just means lotus has put a line over your item, which means absolutely fuckall!! DO NOT BELIEVE LOTUS NOTES! the item will never be deleted! EVER! you will have to live with the 15 minutes timesheeted there for the hell of it. when you submit your timesheet it will still have the offending hours onnit!
 
sometimes it will try to annoy you by pretending to concede by putting a cancel line through the item. this does not mean its deleted. it just means lotus has put a line over your item, which means absolutely fuckall!! DO NOT BELIEVE LOTUS NOTES! the item will never be deleted! EVER! you will have to live with the 15 minutes timesheeted there for the hell of it. when you submit your timesheet it will still have the offending hours onnit!
  
== Cannot delete email ==
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=== Cannot delete email ===
  
 
[[Image:deleteemail.png]]
 
[[Image:deleteemail.png]]
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SMART MOVE LOTUS NOTES!!!
 
SMART MOVE LOTUS NOTES!!!
  
== Marking unread emails as read ==
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=== Marking unread emails as read ===
  
 
You may imagine that marking unread emails as read should be considered an ACTION just like flagging an email or something.
 
You may imagine that marking unread emails as read should be considered an ACTION just like flagging an email or something.

Revision as of 06:27, 3 September 2009

Fun things to do with lotus notes

Make a poll

  • Type into the email. Highlight the word.
  • Create > Hotspot > Button
  • Add Action to the button
  • @function > enter script into the dialog box

Sample script (replace email with the right domains):

choicelist:="Yes":"No":"What the hell I havent got time for this":"KILL ALL LOTUS NOTES DIALOG BOXES";
email:="Debbie Ding/R-------- S--/O--";
title:="Did you know that you can run polls from within Lotus Notes?";
message:="Please select one of the following options:"; 

choice := @Prompt([OkCancelList]:[NoSort];title; message ; "" ; choicelist);
@MailSend(email;"";"";@Name([Abbreviate] ; @UserName + " has chosen " + choice ));
@Prompt([Ok] ;"Finished" ; "Thank you for voting! Your reply was sent to Debbie!")

WHY LOTUS NOTES IS THE STUPIDEST PROGRAM IN THE WORLD

Cannot delete timesheet

Deletetimesheet1.png

Deletetimesheet2.png

Deletetimesheet3.png

there is NO WAY to delete a timesheet EVER

sometimes it will try to annoy you by pretending to concede by putting a cancel line through the item. this does not mean its deleted. it just means lotus has put a line over your item, which means absolutely fuckall!! DO NOT BELIEVE LOTUS NOTES! the item will never be deleted! EVER! you will have to live with the 15 minutes timesheeted there for the hell of it. when you submit your timesheet it will still have the offending hours onnit!

Cannot delete email

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why have a delete button on this window if it never works??

it should be a basic feature to be able to DELETE the email you are currently viewing!

if you press ok, you will be bounced out of it and be unable to find the OFFENDING EMAIL YOU WANT TO DELETE

SMART MOVE LOTUS NOTES!!!

Marking unread emails as read

You may imagine that marking unread emails as read should be considered an ACTION just like flagging an email or something.

But that's not the case, as we all know that Lotus Notes is completely illogical. Its inexplicably under EDIT instead.

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