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"They used to tank cod from Alaska all the way to China. They'd keep them in vats in the ship. By the time the codfish reached China, the flesh was mush and tasteless. So this guy came up with the idea that if you put these cods in these big vats, put some catfish in with them and the catfish will keep the cod agile. And there are those people who are catfish in life. And they keep you on your toes. They keep you guessing, they keep you thinking, they keep you fresh. And I thank God for the catfish because we would be ... boring and dull if we didn't have somebody nipping at our fin." —from Catfish

Why the term "catfish" is used to describe people who portray someone else online.

  • Stalking catfish / doublecatfish / petcatfish / needy devices
  • A pot of catfish? inflatable catfish? catfish which increases in size as you do something?
  • The story about telling someone there are 4 snakes in the room but you only put in 3 snakes.

all the time people spend on their phones which could have been spent doing other things....

  • what if looking at the screen made something inflated. looking away makes it
  • looking power